A few weeks ago Kaspar got a new pair of gloves and instantly they were named "garbage gloves". Indeed, we have a house full of "garbage gloves", "garbage jackets", "garbage boots", "garbage pants", "garbage bags", "garbage trucks", "garbage hats", "garbage sunglasses"... And Kaspar constantly plays the garbage man, sorting not only the recycling, but also emptying out the garbage cans, putting his sister's diapers into the compost bin and taking the bags to the garage. The only toy he plays with every singe day is his garbage truck. The constant questions during the day have to do with: "Is that garbage or recycling?" and "Can I put this in the garbage?" and "When is Roger coming next?" We even eat breakfast in the mornings for our garbage man Roger and list every detail of his truck for every spoonful of oatmeal. The most important day of the week is Wednesday. If you guessed that it's garbage day, you're right, of course. Yes. Wednesday is garbage day. Wednesday is Kaspar's favourite day. On Wednesday we have to get dressed and be ready to jump up and run outside to meet Roger, no matter what the weather is like. And God forbid we get out walking on Bloor street, while he's wearing his "garbage gloves". Then he pretty much takes on the role of Roger and even attempts to introduce himself as Roger to complete strangers. As if anybody else knows or cares who Roger is. But Kaspar does not care. Roger is his hero. A picture of Roger and his truck is framed and placed among family and friends on Kaspar's special wall. It has taken me months to convince my child not to pick up all the garbage on the street. But he only began to listen to me, when I explained that Roger does not pick up garbage that's not in garbage cans, either. So far we've all taken all this with a grain of salt and most times we play along with him, but I sometimes wonder how long this obsession will last? I really have no interest in garbage, myself.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
garbage man
A few weeks ago Kaspar got a new pair of gloves and instantly they were named "garbage gloves". Indeed, we have a house full of "garbage gloves", "garbage jackets", "garbage boots", "garbage pants", "garbage bags", "garbage trucks", "garbage hats", "garbage sunglasses"... And Kaspar constantly plays the garbage man, sorting not only the recycling, but also emptying out the garbage cans, putting his sister's diapers into the compost bin and taking the bags to the garage. The only toy he plays with every singe day is his garbage truck. The constant questions during the day have to do with: "Is that garbage or recycling?" and "Can I put this in the garbage?" and "When is Roger coming next?" We even eat breakfast in the mornings for our garbage man Roger and list every detail of his truck for every spoonful of oatmeal. The most important day of the week is Wednesday. If you guessed that it's garbage day, you're right, of course. Yes. Wednesday is garbage day. Wednesday is Kaspar's favourite day. On Wednesday we have to get dressed and be ready to jump up and run outside to meet Roger, no matter what the weather is like. And God forbid we get out walking on Bloor street, while he's wearing his "garbage gloves". Then he pretty much takes on the role of Roger and even attempts to introduce himself as Roger to complete strangers. As if anybody else knows or cares who Roger is. But Kaspar does not care. Roger is his hero. A picture of Roger and his truck is framed and placed among family and friends on Kaspar's special wall. It has taken me months to convince my child not to pick up all the garbage on the street. But he only began to listen to me, when I explained that Roger does not pick up garbage that's not in garbage cans, either. So far we've all taken all this with a grain of salt and most times we play along with him, but I sometimes wonder how long this obsession will last? I really have no interest in garbage, myself.
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2 comments:
ha!
that is too funny.
how do kids come up with this stuff. such an obsession!
:)
at least he is not obsessed with being a demolition man... good thing he can't read this...
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> Dear Beta,
>
> Your description of Kasper Garbage Man had me rolling around on the floor.
> Do you realize that you have the distinction of raising "Canada First
> Garbage Child"? I am sure the CBC Radio One would love to interview you
> and Kasper for a light relief item on the morning program. Kasper could
> introduce himself as "Roger". Just think the CBC could hunt up Roger and
> have him appear on the program too. Kasper could be his assistant.
> However if the relevant Union gets to hear about Kasper they might decide
> to go on strike because Kasper was doing their job. You had better warn
> Kasper that all the garbage men in Toronto could go on strike if Kasper
> keeps collecting garbage and taking their pay out of their mouths, so to
> speak.
>
> When spring does come along and Kasper is still Roger, you might try this.
> Since Kasper liked to water people's garden last year, convince him the
> his garbage gloves are gardening gloves too and set him to work planting
> and weeding. Of course this will take a little training....."What's weeds
> and what's not weeds", but at least the gardening would start in your own
> back yard. You would have to hope that he did not start weeding public
> gardens or another Union might land on his back!
>
> Beta, how dare you mention that you could smell spring in the air!
> Somebody was listening and look what you brought upon now--The Big
> Freeze. Arrrrrrrgh!
>
>
>
> Louise
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>
> Please tell me (i.e., Paul) how to post a commentary. Or maybe you'd
> rather not since Louise may get as prolific as you.
>
> Your stories are wonderful. A great start on Kaspar's biography.
> Actually, I'm currently reading letters my mother wrote just after I was
> born and she has humour something like yours. But she wasn't able to
> write every day--at least I only have about 20 letters from my first two
> years!
>
> Paul
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